Santa Banta SMS

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab.

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...! sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

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In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & the famous "sastria Kaal"

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SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them? SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu...|

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Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife "If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle

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A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.

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1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ....guess why? cuz der it was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!

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3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga.

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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein teri asal maarta hu…

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Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…

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SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

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Sardar after throwing his mobile in water 'Aa aa upar aa?' Frnd: Arre,pani me mobile feka to wo upar kaise aaega?Sardar:Oye, kyun nahi aaega....Dolphin hai jump bhi marega!!

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A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark

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A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.

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SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta

Good Morning SMS

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May U smile lik the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
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A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
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It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A WoNdErFuL GoOd MoRnInG.
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See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
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**Happy moments Dont forget me;
Difficult moments,Trust me;
Quiet moments-Call me;
Painful moments Tell me;
Every moment-Bless me;
....Good Morning.....
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**Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only one today and I wud not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........
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**Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep You safe and happy all day long! Tak Care!
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**The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a gud mor, hoping that U have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning!
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**The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!gm
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**Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So hav a silent smile always..
Hav a nice day!
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**What is Trust?Trust is a feeling tht a one year old child has, when u throw him up in the air & catch him again..he still laughs n enjoys it..
Gud Mor!
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**Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than b4...Gud Mor!
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**Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Nice day!
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**Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that U may keep. May all of ur dreams and wishes come true. Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!Gud Morning!
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**Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying gud mor, it has a silent message saying - I Remember U when i wake up! Hav a blessed day!
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**Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.
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**No one can go back & make a new beginning, but any1 can start frm now and mak a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right and ends Happy! Good Morning.
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**True friends are like morning,U can"t have them whole day..,But can be sure they'll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Hav a nice day!
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**I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that until someone not finds it, I won't

Romantic SMS

"For it was not into my ear you whispered - but into my heart.
It was not my lips you kissed - but my soul."
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Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart !
DEFINITELY U !

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"If you love somebody,
let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don't, they never were."


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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love ends in friendship - NEVER."


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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !

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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U


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Where ever
When ever
What ever
Always Remember
I m here for U for ever !
DEFINITELY U !

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Heart is like Crystal, Preserve it
Love is like perfume, Spread it
Feelings are like flood, Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella, share it


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I have a pair of Eyes But can t See U every day.
I have a pair of Ears But can t hear your voice every time.
But I have only 1 heart that cares 4 u every day !
DEFINITELY U !

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NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now !


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Sacrifice everything for a Friend
But don't Sacrifice a friend for Anything.
DEFINITELY U !

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Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U
Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.


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Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile
DEFINITELY U !

Good Night Hindi SMS

It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night.
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somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you.
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On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
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Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...Hello Wind ! Breeze soft..Hai flower! Blossom Slowly..Hello Earth! spin gently..Becoze My Dear friend is going to sleep!...Good Night.
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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
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I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......
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At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!
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Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.do not think of me...i m in ur eyes. (good nite sms)
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Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,,
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Don't let little things get you down. You've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks tonight. Tomorrow, it's going to be a great day.
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The star are out,the moon is up,one more hug,one more smile,kiss u once,kiss u twice,Now its time 4 bed,Close ur @@,And sleep tight!!GOOD NIGHT!!
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Bindas sone ka,Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,Boleto Good Night.
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Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..
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Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of 1. Arrogant 2. Sweet 3. Egoistic 4. Lively 5. Playful 6. smart 7. Honest 8. Shy 9. Confident 10.Hyper Be Honest while you reply. Good Night
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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don’t make it a habit bcoz I’m not free every night.gn
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Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) GoodNight!
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Dream touches your heart and soul.
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you”ll have the sweetest dream tonight…
GoodNight!
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Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye,dhere se hawa apko kuch keh jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe mango,hum dua karenge apko wo mil jaye.......O K My dear, gud night ,swt dreams
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The morning is just a few moments away.
Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.
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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
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Leårn 2 love the people who åre willing to love U åt present.4get the people in the påst & thank dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U håve today. Gud nite
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( > "*" < ) (-,-) zzz --(">--<")-- Sshhh.. its only me putting a blanket on u... So that u dont get cold, have a warm & gud nite sleep! n sweet dreams. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? it contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. have a nice sleep. Good nite! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U.... so juz wanna wish you good nite... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Namaskar!!!! Ye Hamari Madhyaratri Seva Hai. Isme Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab karte hai. Dhanyawaad. Ab so jaiye. Good Night. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai...Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the light,Remember that I am wishing u Good Night...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

Night doesn t become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last thought at night.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Good Night... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua ho kam kar lena Agar fursat mile kamse to hume bhi yad kar lena Call,message nahi to ek miscall hi kar dena...gn..

Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams.
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Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Gud Night!
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Deepak agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night” kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana
itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.
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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud Nite !
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Bindas sone ka,
Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night.
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Flirt SMS

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”

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Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho.
Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho.

Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho.
kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.

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Har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan,
kyonki har dil mai chaar – paanch mumtaz hoti hai

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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi, Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi, Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi

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Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
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Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly kam or chaly ziada

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Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,

company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay.

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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

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DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH

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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, Aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan

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Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya

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Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye aur mera dil zor zor se dharke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho…
Lerka: Bhago tumhara bhai araha hai.

Eid SMS

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!! By Uzzal
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Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK By Uzzal
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Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, By Uzzal
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
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Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK. By Uzzal
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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.
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AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNgu cHu, WISHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK
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SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.*
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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik
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May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarik
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Phoolon ki har khili khushboo dey aap ko
Suraj ki har kiran roshni dey aap ko
Hum tou kuch deny kay qabil nahi
Deny wala her khushi dey aap ko(AAMIN)EID MUBARAKKK:-)
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Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,
Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain...
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend...
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A friend iz sweet when its newbut it iz sweeter when its true
but u know what,its sweetest when its u,,,
eid mubarak from the core n kernel of my heart
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Eid is Meaning of Love.
Eid is Meaning of Love. I Wish it just for U....Ur Vision is my Eid So....Eid Mubarak.
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The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua\'s is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"
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This eid I have started accepting eid gifts in cash,cheque,silver and even gold
so avoid last minute rush send now :))
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Hope Love & Laughter, warmth & wishes joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life....!
EID MUBARAK
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When the sun has set, and day is done-
I\'ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It\'s time for Eid and lots of fun!!
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zendagi ka her pal khusheyo se kam na ho
ap ka her din eid ke din se kam na ho
assa eid ka din app ko hamesha naseeb ho
eid mubarak
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ROSHAN ROSHAN DIN HO SARA, ROSHAN TAR RAT
HAR JANIB SY HO EID K DIN KHUSHION KI BARSAT
EID MUBARIK
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tu hansy to mahak uthaen dil ki gallean
teri ik muskarahat sy hamari EID ho jay
EID MUBARIK
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRIK
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Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.
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May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.
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May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid,
and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity,
success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik
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May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion.
Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak!
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My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for
not only in EID-UL-AZHA but also all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK*
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May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner
of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK
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Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere.
Eid Mubarak to all of you
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May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all
ur close friendzzzzzz & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders
*****(AAMIN)*****EID MUBARAKKKKKKKK*****
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Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EID MUBARIK"Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That Eid Day Brings
LOT of HAppiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EID day
Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times...Remember me in ur prayers..
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may the angels protect u...may the sadness forget u,...may goodness surround u
and may Allah always bless u.,,,,,,Eid Mubarak!!!!
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May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes
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Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA
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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK
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Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes,
jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

Double Meaning SMS

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao...Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...

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bite the neck gently chewq the breast softly soread the legs slowly suck the juice exitingly this is the way to eat tandori chicken

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A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT GO INSIDE...

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pakro usko kamar se or ghar le jao, uski gardan pakar ke apne qareeb lao, us ke honto se hont lagao or saari... coca cola pi jao brrrrrrrrrr

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insano k kandho pe insan ja rha tha,kafan me lipta ek arman ja rha tha,Jise mili thi bewfai pyar me.Wafa ki talash me wo shamshan ja rha tha

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It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naught

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If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hogi

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we sould talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?..

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Touch it gently.Put ur finger inside.If hole is big put three fingers.Rub it up & down gently.that's the right way of washing the glass

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DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI... POST WOMAN KYO NAHI... KYOKI WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR Buks & study

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WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE. PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE...

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kuch log rat ko ek baar karte hai , kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai, kech log sari ki sari raat karte hai, tab jaake kahi unka mobile charge

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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!

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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho.

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty...

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pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna...

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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu...

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Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q? Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai...

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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

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Seen at some sports meet where the cycling champions were felicitated by the pool hosting women's event.

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Plan For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I wan 2.

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WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON.

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girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand karogay Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina.

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Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM....

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How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her...

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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry : I'm a bottle of wine!

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Girl Friend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Batti Ke Neeche, De Tacatac.... Tacatac.. De Tacatac.... Tacatac.

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Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka" "Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,Madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. "Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna

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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka...