Tuesday 27 September 2011

Santa Banta SMS

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab.

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...! sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

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In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & the famous "sastria Kaal"

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SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them? SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu...|

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Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife "If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle

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A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.

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1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ....guess why? cuz der it was witten...'number dial karne se pehele do lagae'..!

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3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga.

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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein teri asal maarta hu…

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Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…

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SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

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Sardar after throwing his mobile in water 'Aa aa upar aa?' Frnd: Arre,pani me mobile feka to wo upar kaise aaega?Sardar:Oye, kyun nahi aaega....Dolphin hai jump bhi marega!!

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A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark

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A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.

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SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta

Good Morning SMS

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May U smile lik the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
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A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
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It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A WoNdErFuL GoOd MoRnInG.
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See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
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**Happy moments Dont forget me;
Difficult moments,Trust me;
Quiet moments-Call me;
Painful moments Tell me;
Every moment-Bless me;
....Good Morning.....
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**Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only one today and I wud not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........
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**Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep You safe and happy all day long! Tak Care!
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**The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a gud mor, hoping that U have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning!
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**The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!gm
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**Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So hav a silent smile always..
Hav a nice day!
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**What is Trust?Trust is a feeling tht a one year old child has, when u throw him up in the air & catch him again..he still laughs n enjoys it..
Gud Mor!
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**Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than b4...Gud Mor!
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**Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Nice day!
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**Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that U may keep. May all of ur dreams and wishes come true. Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!Gud Morning!
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**Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying gud mor, it has a silent message saying - I Remember U when i wake up! Hav a blessed day!
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**Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.
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**No one can go back & make a new beginning, but any1 can start frm now and mak a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right and ends Happy! Good Morning.
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**True friends are like morning,U can"t have them whole day..,But can be sure they'll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Hav a nice day!
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**I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that until someone not finds it, I won't

Romantic SMS

"For it was not into my ear you whispered - but into my heart.
It was not my lips you kissed - but my soul."
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Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart !
DEFINITELY U !

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"If you love somebody,
let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don't, they never were."


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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love ends in friendship - NEVER."


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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !

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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U


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Where ever
When ever
What ever
Always Remember
I m here for U for ever !
DEFINITELY U !

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Heart is like Crystal, Preserve it
Love is like perfume, Spread it
Feelings are like flood, Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella, share it


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I have a pair of Eyes But can t See U every day.
I have a pair of Ears But can t hear your voice every time.
But I have only 1 heart that cares 4 u every day !
DEFINITELY U !

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NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now !


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Sacrifice everything for a Friend
But don't Sacrifice a friend for Anything.
DEFINITELY U !

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Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U
Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.


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Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile
DEFINITELY U !

Good Night Hindi SMS

It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night.
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somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you.
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On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
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Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...Hello Wind ! Breeze soft..Hai flower! Blossom Slowly..Hello Earth! spin gently..Becoze My Dear friend is going to sleep!...Good Night.
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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
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I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......
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At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!
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Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.do not think of me...i m in ur eyes. (good nite sms)
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Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,,
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Don't let little things get you down. You've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks tonight. Tomorrow, it's going to be a great day.
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The star are out,the moon is up,one more hug,one more smile,kiss u once,kiss u twice,Now its time 4 bed,Close ur @@,And sleep tight!!GOOD NIGHT!!
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Bindas sone ka,Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,Boleto Good Night.
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Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..
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Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of 1. Arrogant 2. Sweet 3. Egoistic 4. Lively 5. Playful 6. smart 7. Honest 8. Shy 9. Confident 10.Hyper Be Honest while you reply. Good Night
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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don’t make it a habit bcoz I’m not free every night.gn
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Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) GoodNight!
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Dream touches your heart and soul.
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you”ll have the sweetest dream tonight…
GoodNight!
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Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye,dhere se hawa apko kuch keh jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe mango,hum dua karenge apko wo mil jaye.......O K My dear, gud night ,swt dreams
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The morning is just a few moments away.
Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.
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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
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Leårn 2 love the people who åre willing to love U åt present.4get the people in the påst & thank dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U håve today. Gud nite
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( > "*" < ) (-,-) zzz --(">--<")-- Sshhh.. its only me putting a blanket on u... So that u dont get cold, have a warm & gud nite sleep! n sweet dreams. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 


Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? it contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. have a nice sleep. Good nite! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U.... so juz wanna wish you good nite... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Namaskar!!!! Ye Hamari Madhyaratri Seva Hai. Isme Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab karte hai. Dhanyawaad. Ab so jaiye. Good Night. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai...Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the light,Remember that I am wishing u Good Night...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

Night doesn t become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last thought at night.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Good Night... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua ho kam kar lena Agar fursat mile kamse to hume bhi yad kar lena Call,message nahi to ek miscall hi kar dena...gn..

Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams.
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Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Gud Night!
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Deepak agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night” kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana
itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.
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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud Nite !
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Bindas sone ka,
Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night.
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Flirt SMS

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”

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Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho.
Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho.

Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho.
kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.

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Har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan,
kyonki har dil mai chaar – paanch mumtaz hoti hai

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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi, Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi, Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi

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Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
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Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly kam or chaly ziada

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Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,

company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay.

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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
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Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

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DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH

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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, Aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan

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Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya

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Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye aur mera dil zor zor se dharke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho…
Lerka: Bhago tumhara bhai araha hai.

Eid SMS

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!! By Uzzal
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Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK By Uzzal
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Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, By Uzzal
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
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Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK. By Uzzal
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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.
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AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNgu cHu, WISHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK
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SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.*
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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik
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May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarik
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Phoolon ki har khili khushboo dey aap ko
Suraj ki har kiran roshni dey aap ko
Hum tou kuch deny kay qabil nahi
Deny wala her khushi dey aap ko(AAMIN)EID MUBARAKKK:-)
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Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,
Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain...
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend...
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A friend iz sweet when its newbut it iz sweeter when its true
but u know what,its sweetest when its u,,,
eid mubarak from the core n kernel of my heart
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Eid is Meaning of Love.
Eid is Meaning of Love. I Wish it just for U....Ur Vision is my Eid So....Eid Mubarak.
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The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua\'s is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"
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This eid I have started accepting eid gifts in cash,cheque,silver and even gold
so avoid last minute rush send now :))
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Hope Love & Laughter, warmth & wishes joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life....!
EID MUBARAK
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When the sun has set, and day is done-
I\'ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It\'s time for Eid and lots of fun!!
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zendagi ka her pal khusheyo se kam na ho
ap ka her din eid ke din se kam na ho
assa eid ka din app ko hamesha naseeb ho
eid mubarak
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ROSHAN ROSHAN DIN HO SARA, ROSHAN TAR RAT
HAR JANIB SY HO EID K DIN KHUSHION KI BARSAT
EID MUBARIK
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tu hansy to mahak uthaen dil ki gallean
teri ik muskarahat sy hamari EID ho jay
EID MUBARIK
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRIK
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Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.
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May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.
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May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid,
and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity,
success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik
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May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion.
Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak!
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My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for
not only in EID-UL-AZHA but also all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK*
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May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner
of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK
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Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere.
Eid Mubarak to all of you
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May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all
ur close friendzzzzzz & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders
*****(AAMIN)*****EID MUBARAKKKKKKKK*****
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Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EID MUBARIK"Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That Eid Day Brings
LOT of HAppiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EID day
Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times...Remember me in ur prayers..
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may the angels protect u...may the sadness forget u,...may goodness surround u
and may Allah always bless u.,,,,,,Eid Mubarak!!!!
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May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes
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Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA
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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK
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Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes,
jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

Double Meaning SMS

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao...Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...

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bite the neck gently chewq the breast softly soread the legs slowly suck the juice exitingly this is the way to eat tandori chicken

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A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT GO INSIDE...

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pakro usko kamar se or ghar le jao, uski gardan pakar ke apne qareeb lao, us ke honto se hont lagao or saari... coca cola pi jao brrrrrrrrrr

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insano k kandho pe insan ja rha tha,kafan me lipta ek arman ja rha tha,Jise mili thi bewfai pyar me.Wafa ki talash me wo shamshan ja rha tha

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It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naught

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If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hogi

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we sould talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?..

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Touch it gently.Put ur finger inside.If hole is big put three fingers.Rub it up & down gently.that's the right way of washing the glass

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DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI... POST WOMAN KYO NAHI... KYOKI WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR Buks & study

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WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE. PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE...

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kuch log rat ko ek baar karte hai , kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai, kech log sari ki sari raat karte hai, tab jaake kahi unka mobile charge

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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!

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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho.

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty...

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pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna...

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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu...

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Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q? Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai...

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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

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Seen at some sports meet where the cycling champions were felicitated by the pool hosting women's event.

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Plan For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I wan 2.

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WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON.

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girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand karogay Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina.

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Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM....

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How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her...

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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry : I'm a bottle of wine!

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Girl Friend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Batti Ke Neeche, De Tacatac.... Tacatac.. De Tacatac.... Tacatac.

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Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka" "Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,Madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. "Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna

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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka...

Sad SMS | Broken heart SMS

jaise chahte the hum unhe…
vo bhi humein chahte toh kya baat thi…
pane ka arman toh tha… bin mange mil jate toh kya baat thi…
is dil mein pyar tha itna… vo jaan lete to kya baat thi…
humne manga tha unko khuda se…
vo bhi hamein mang lete toh kya baat thi…

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kisi ke vaade par jindagi tabah kar baithe,
deewangi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe,
ek chand ki aarzoo ke liye,
apni haseen raton ki fanah kar baithe..

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unhone jab dil ka haal batana chod dia,
hamne bhi unke kareeb jana chod dia,
jab unko hi ehsas nahi doori ka,
to hamne bhi ehsas dilana chod dia..

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jaankar bhi wo muze jaan na paye,
aajtak wo muze pehchan na paye,
khud hi karli bewafai humne,
taki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..

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mukaddar ka garib dil ka amir tha,
milkar bichadna mera naseeb tha,
chah kar bhi kuch kar na sake hum,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samundar bhi kareeb tha..

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mukaddar ka garib dil ka amir tha,
milkar bichadna mera naseeb tha,
chah kar bhi kuch kar na sake hum,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samundar bhi kareeb tha..

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na pucho mere sabr ki inteha kahan tak hai,
wo karle sitam uski takat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
ab dekhna hai wo bewafa kahan tak hai..

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hamen pyaar ka hisab bahin aata,
unka palatkar jawab nahin aata,
hum hain ki unki yaad me sote tak nahi,
aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata..

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kabhi koi apna anjaan ho jata hai,
kabhi kisi anjaan sse pyaar ho jata hai,
jaruri nahi jo khushi de usi se pyaar ho,
dil todne walon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai..

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unke chehre par noor is kadar hai,
ki unki yaad me rona bhi manzoor hai,
bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte unko,
kyunki pyaar to hamne kia tha wo to bekasur hai..

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pakar kuch khone ka maza aur hai,
band aankhon se rone ka maza aur hai,
aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,
us gazal me tere hone ka maza aur hai..

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zindagi hai nadan is liye chup hun,
dard hi dard hai subah sham isliye chup hun,
keh dun zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isliye chup hun..

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umeed pe hum jiye jate hai,
zaher bhi dawa samaz kar piye jate hai,
ek wo hai ke aane ka naam nahin lete,
aur hum hai ke unka intezaar kiye jate hai..

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Is tarah intezar ka dard hoga socha na tha,
Bewajah dil toot jayega socha na tha,
Socha tha ab kabhi pyar nahi karenge,
Par har baar dil yu hi naadaani karega socha na tha...

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Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,
Tadapne ke liye sirf yaad reh jati hai,
Kya Farak padta hai dil ho ya koyla,
Jalne ke baad to sirf raakh rah jati hai…

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tum jaam tutne ka bahana na karo,
hum tumhari aankhon se pi lenge,
tum na aao bus aane ka wada karo,
hum saari umar intezaar me jee lenge..

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Ek Khushi ki chaah mai har khushi se dur huye hum...
Kisi se kuch keh bhi na sake itne majbur huye hum..
Na aayi unhe nibhaani pyar mai wafaa...
Aur jamaane ki najar me bewafa ke naam se mashur huye hum...

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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hai

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utra chand humare aangan me
sitaro ko yeh gawara na thaa,
hum to sitaro se bhi bagawat kar lete,
magar wo chand hi humara na tha..

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Hazaro ki ginti to hame nahi aati,
par khayal kuch aisa hai,
ke ret ka har zarra agar nayab hira ban jaye,
to tohfe me aapko registan dene ki khwaish rakhte hai.

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Ho nahi sakta mujhe teri yaad na aaye,
bhul k bhi tujhe bhulun wo ehsaas na aaye,
tu bhule to teri marzi,
MAIN bhulu to agli saans na aaye.

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Har raat ek naam yaad aata hai,
Kabhi subah kabhi sham yaad aata hai.
jab sochta hu ke kar lu dusri mohobbat,
Par fir Pehli Mohobbat ka ANJAAM Yaad ata hai.

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Pyar kehte hai aise jazbe ko
Dard me doob kar sambhalne KO
kisi ki yaadon me barbab ho kar raat bhar karvatein badalne KO
unke chere ki ek hasin jhalak k liye
jano dil unpe nisar karne KO.

Sorry SMS

They Says That: "Walking Is Good For Health" But Have U Ever Seen Any Postman Beating A Truck Driver

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Jab Tawaj'ja Ka Markaz "Apni Hi Zaat" Ki Khoobiya'n Hon Tou "INSAAN" Apni "Islaah Mein Sust" Aur "Tanqeed Kerny Mein Chust" Ho Jata h

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Agar Apki Ankh Khobsurat Hai To Apko Dunya Achi Lage Gi, Lakin Agar Apki Zuban Khobsurat Hai To Aap Dunya Ko Ache Lago Ge.

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Always REMEMBER to 4GET those things that make u sad But nvr FORGET to REMEMBER those things that make u glad.

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Don't just say "I LOVE YOU" to someone if you really don't love the person, because sometimes it may hurt people!

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Don't spoil what U have by desiring what U don't have coz what U have now is one of the many things U once desired for. Good Day!

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Her Meethi Cheez Siwaye Shehad K Zahar Ha. Aur Her Karwi Cheez Siwaye Zahar K Shifa Ha"

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"Sooraj Humei'n Har Shaam Ye Dars Deta Hy, K Maghrib Ki Taraf Jao Gey Tou Doob Jao Gey....."

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What A Strange Narrowness Of Mind Now Is That To Think The Things We Have Not Known Are Better Than The Things We Have Known .

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Zindgi Ki Sabse Bari Sachaie Kabaristan Ke Bahar Board Par Likhi ThI, "Manzil To Meri Yahi Thi, Bus ZINDAGI Guzar Gayi Meri Yahan Aate hi,

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"Worries Are Like A Bird, Let Them Fly Over You.. But Do Not Give Them A Chance To Build A 'NEST' On Your Head." (

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"Nadaan Logh Dolat K Liye Dil Ka Chain Luta Detay Hain! Or! "Danish Mand Dil K Chain K Liye Dolat Luta Detay Hain..

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Me Hairan Hoo'n Us Kamzor Banday Per, Jo Taqatwar KHUDA Ki Nafarmani Se Nahi Darta

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SuCcEsS HUrTs WhEn YoU DOn'T HAvE A LoVeD ONe To ShArE IT WItH... BuT FAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS BEaUtIfUl WhEn YoU HAvE A LoVeD ONe To HuG u.

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Life Is Like A Cardiogram... It Always Has Up & Down Graph. If Its Steady, It Dies... So Accept The Ups & Downs Positively

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There Are 2 Ways To Establish Competetive Advantage: 1. Do Things Better Than Others Or 2. Do Things Differently..

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R E M E M B E R "...Always Be Good With The Good But Never Be Bad With The Bad Because You Can't Wash Blood With Blood.

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If You Want To Enjoy Always Think Today Is The First Day But If You Want To Achieve Something Always Think Today Is The Last Day!

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1 day child fish ask da mother fish:Mom y we cant live on Earth ......Da Mother fish said 2 her child fish:Dear ....its not a place 4 fish.

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IF YOU WANT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WORK,WORK ON YOUR RELATIONSHIp.

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The people who dont study have very less things to think upon. Always love books. Bcoz books r best friends in lonelines

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If HEALTH is lost nothing is lost If WEALTH is lost something is lost If CHARACTER is lost everything is lost..

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Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment

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Its A Fact: When U R Happy U Want 2 Reach D Person U Love Most. But Wen U R Sad U Want 2 Reach D Person Who Loves U Most

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"Ju Aurtain Buri Hun Un Sy Bilkul Elehda Raho, Aur Ju Ache Hun Un Sy Mohtat Raho, Ye Na Hu Unki Achae Tmhen Burae Tk Ly Jaey

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63 SAAL Mein Pehli Martaba Apni Salamti K Liye Aap Sab Se Sirf DUA Ki Request Kar Raha Hon YE SMS Fwd Zaroor Karai

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Excellent Positive Statement- "I'm Not Totally Useless, I Can Still Be Used As An Example Of Uselessness!" Dats Attitude!

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Thought Of Life: Kon Ye Kehta Hai Allah Nazar Nahi Aata... . . Sirf Wohi Tou NaZar A'ata Hai Jab Kuch NaZar Nahi A'ata

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A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer

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Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it

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A Moment of Patience in a Moment of ANGER can help us to AVOID thousands of Moments of SORROW !!!

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Dont show so much of love and importance to anyone, Bcz it creates a noncurable pain when they avoid u

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The company of good people is like da shop of perfume. even if u buy or not u'll still get lot of gud fragrance

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THERE IS DEATH OF WHAT IS BORN, AND BIRTH OF WHAT IS DEAD. THEREFORE,OVER THE INEVITABLE RESULT, ONE SHOULD NOTGRIEVE

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GOD IS THE ULTIMATE CAUSE OF ALL THAT EXISTS, AND THAT EACH AND ALL SHOULD BE VIEWED IN RELATION TO HIM IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND HIM

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A Quote Which Means A Lot.. . . . . "Be With SomeOne Who Knows What They Have When They Have You

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Mst Ppl Treat D Prsent Momnts As If It Wer An Obstacle Th8 Dey Need 2Ovrcum Since D Present Moment Is LIFE Itself, Its An Insane Way 2 Liv.

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'Change' Doesn't 'Happen' When Circumstances 'Improve' 'Change' 'Happens' When "YOU" Decide To 'Improve' Your Circumstances...

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A Thorn Defends The Rose, Harming Only Those Who Would Steal The Blossom

Wise SMS | Perfect Choice For Your Facebook Status

They Says That: "Walking Is Good For Health" But Have U Ever Seen Any Postman Beating A Truck Driver

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Jab Tawaj'ja Ka Markaz "Apni Hi Zaat" Ki Khoobiya'n Hon Tou "INSAAN" Apni "Islaah Mein Sust" Aur "Tanqeed Kerny Mein Chust" Ho Jata h

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Agar Apki Ankh Khobsurat Hai To Apko Dunya Achi Lage Gi, Lakin Agar Apki Zuban Khobsurat Hai To Aap Dunya Ko Ache Lago Ge.

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Always REMEMBER to 4GET those things that make u sad But nvr FORGET to REMEMBER those things that make u glad.

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Don't just say "I LOVE YOU" to someone if you really don't love the person, because sometimes it may hurt people!

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Don't spoil what U have by desiring what U don't have coz what U have now is one of the many things U once desired for. Good Day!

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Her Meethi Cheez Siwaye Shehad K Zahar Ha. Aur Her Karwi Cheez Siwaye Zahar K Shifa Ha"

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"Sooraj Humei'n Har Shaam Ye Dars Deta Hy, K Maghrib Ki Taraf Jao Gey Tou Doob Jao Gey....."

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What A Strange Narrowness Of Mind Now Is That To Think The Things We Have Not Known Are Better Than The Things We Have Known .

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Zindgi Ki Sabse Bari Sachaie Kabaristan Ke Bahar Board Par Likhi ThI, "Manzil To Meri Yahi Thi, Bus ZINDAGI Guzar Gayi Meri Yahan Aate hi,

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"Worries Are Like A Bird, Let Them Fly Over You.. But Do Not Give Them A Chance To Build A 'NEST' On Your Head." (

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"Nadaan Logh Dolat K Liye Dil Ka Chain Luta Detay Hain! Or! "Danish Mand Dil K Chain K Liye Dolat Luta Detay Hain..

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Me Hairan Hoo'n Us Kamzor Banday Per, Jo Taqatwar KHUDA Ki Nafarmani Se Nahi Darta

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SuCcEsS HUrTs WhEn YoU DOn'T HAvE A LoVeD ONe To ShArE IT WItH... BuT FAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS BEaUtIfUl WhEn YoU HAvE A LoVeD ONe To HuG u.

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Life Is Like A Cardiogram... It Always Has Up & Down Graph. If Its Steady, It Dies... So Accept The Ups & Downs Positively

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There Are 2 Ways To Establish Competetive Advantage: 1. Do Things Better Than Others Or 2. Do Things Differently..

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R E M E M B E R "...Always Be Good With The Good But Never Be Bad With The Bad Because You Can't Wash Blood With Blood.

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If You Want To Enjoy Always Think Today Is The First Day But If You Want To Achieve Something Always Think Today Is The Last Day!

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1 day child fish ask da mother fish:Mom y we cant live on Earth ......Da Mother fish said 2 her child fish:Dear ....its not a place 4 fish.

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IF YOU WANT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WORK,WORK ON YOUR RELATIONSHIp.

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The people who dont study have very less things to think upon. Always love books. Bcoz books r best friends in lonelines

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If HEALTH is lost nothing is lost If WEALTH is lost something is lost If CHARACTER is lost everything is lost..

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Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment

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Its A Fact: When U R Happy U Want 2 Reach D Person U Love Most. But Wen U R Sad U Want 2 Reach D Person Who Loves U Most

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"Ju Aurtain Buri Hun Un Sy Bilkul Elehda Raho, Aur Ju Ache Hun Un Sy Mohtat Raho, Ye Na Hu Unki Achae Tmhen Burae Tk Ly Jaey

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63 SAAL Mein Pehli Martaba Apni Salamti K Liye Aap Sab Se Sirf DUA Ki Request Kar Raha Hon YE SMS Fwd Zaroor Karai

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Excellent Positive Statement- "I'm Not Totally Useless, I Can Still Be Used As An Example Of Uselessness!" Dats Attitude!

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Thought Of Life: Kon Ye Kehta Hai Allah Nazar Nahi Aata... . . Sirf Wohi Tou NaZar A'ata Hai Jab Kuch NaZar Nahi A'ata

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A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer

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Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it

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A Moment of Patience in a Moment of ANGER can help us to AVOID thousands of Moments of SORROW !!!

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Dont show so much of love and importance to anyone, Bcz it creates a noncurable pain when they avoid u

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The company of good people is like da shop of perfume. even if u buy or not u'll still get lot of gud fragrance

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THERE IS DEATH OF WHAT IS BORN, AND BIRTH OF WHAT IS DEAD. THEREFORE,OVER THE INEVITABLE RESULT, ONE SHOULD NOTGRIEVE

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GOD IS THE ULTIMATE CAUSE OF ALL THAT EXISTS, AND THAT EACH AND ALL SHOULD BE VIEWED IN RELATION TO HIM IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND HIM

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A Quote Which Means A Lot.. . . . . "Be With SomeOne Who Knows What They Have When They Have You

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Mst Ppl Treat D Prsent Momnts As If It Wer An Obstacle Th8 Dey Need 2Ovrcum Since D Present Moment Is LIFE Itself, Its An Insane Way 2 Liv.

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'Change' Doesn't 'Happen' When Circumstances 'Improve' 'Change' 'Happens' When "YOU" Decide To 'Improve' Your Circumstances...

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A Thorn Defends The Rose, Harming Only Those Who Would Steal The Blossom

Diwali Sms

Wishing good health, more wealth, quiet peace, big fame, deep love, sweet feelings, true dreams and best regards in your life... Happy Diwali.

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Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Diwali ke avasar par, Yahi duwa hai is dil se. HAPPY DIWALI !

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj, Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye.

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Warm n elite wishes, not only for a Special occassion but for today and forever.. . .HAPPY DIWALI

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D lights glowing on Diwali inspire us 2 shine in our true spirit! May dis glittering festival mak u shine all d way! Wish you a great Diwali

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Lights of lamp inspires us 2 shine in our true spirits! may this festival of lights enlighten u all the way! wish u & ur family happy diwali.

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Please recive our simple Gift of "WISH ""wrapped with LOVE" tied "with CARE" "n sealed with a PRAYER" to keep U & Ur Family " "SAFE "& HEALTHY" HAPPY DIWALI.

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DIYE SE ROSHAN HO AAPKE GHAR DWAR, KHUSHIYA AYE BAR BAR, SAFALTA HAR DAM KARE APKA INTEZAR, SHUBH KAMNAO K SATH MANAO DIWALI KA TYOHAR.

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Is diwali jalana Hazaro Diye khub karna Ujala Khushi k Liye Ek kone me ek diya jalana jarurjo jale umar bhar ham Are dosti k liye Happy Diwali

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Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Diwali ke avasar par, Yahi duwa hai is dil se. HAPPY DIWALI .

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"Kumkum"Bhare Kadmo Se Aaye"LAYXMIJI"Apke DwarSukh Sampati Mile Aapko Apardiwali Ki subhkamnaye Kare Sweekar,Wish u Happy diwali:

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj, Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye.

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Deep jalte rahe jagmagate rahe, hum aapko - aap hame yad aate rahe, jabtak zindagi hai dua hai meri, aap phulo ki tarah muskurate rahe. Wish you a HAPPY DIWALI

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Har khushi,khushi mange aapse,Har zindagi,Zindagi mange aapse,Itna Ujala ho aapke jeevan me,ki Deeya bhi roshni mange Aapse. "HAPPY DIWALI"

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May divine light of Diwali spread lots of peace, prosperity,happiness and good health in your life. Wishing You a very Happy Diwali

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Sagar bhari khusiyan, Aasman bhara pyaar, Mithai ki khushbu, Dipo ki bahaar, Mubarak ho apko diwalika tyohar.* HAPPY DIWALI*

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Let Ur Sorrows Burst Like Crackers, Ur Happiness B Lik Sparkles, Ur Dreams Soar Lik Rockets & Let Ur Life B Enlightened By Lamp HAPPY DIWALI

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May a million lamps brighten&enlighten ur life with everlasting Joy,Health,Wealth, Prosperity & Peace. Wish u & ur family a "HAPPY DIWALI"

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Puja ki Thali,Rasoi me PAKWAN.Aangan me Diya,Khushiya ho TAMAAM,Hatho me fuljhariya,Roshan ho JAHAAN,Mubarak ho aapkoDIWALI Mere yaar

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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,Hum apko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,Jab tak zindagi hai,dua hai hamari Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe.Happy Diwali

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Aaye Amawasya ki sunahri raat Maa Laxmi ka Ashirwad Jagmage Depon k Sath Dharti par Chamkte Sitaron ki Barat Khushiyon bhari SUBH DIWALI.

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Diyon ki roshni,Patakho ka dhamal,Suraj ki kirneKhushiyon ki bauchar,Chand ki chandni Apno ka pyar,Mubarak ho apko Diwali ka tyohar.

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May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill.Wish you a joyous Diwali

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kumkum bhare kadmo se aaye layxmijee apke dwar, sukh sampati mile aapko apar,deepawal ki subhkamnaye kare sweekar,wish you "HAPPY DIWALI".

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Aangan me Diya Khushiya ho TAMAAM Hatho me fuljhariya Roshan ho JAHAAN Mubarak ho apko DIWALI

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In dis fest of light;Lemme vsh u a heart of delight;Let,Each sugar u bite;Make ur life sweet..!HaPpY DiWaLi

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Deepak ki roshni, Mithayio ki mithas, Patako ki bochar, Dhan Daan ki barsat. Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Diwali ka tyohar. Happy Diwali!

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Dinodin badta jaye apka karobar pariwar Me bana rhe sneh or pyar Hoti rhe sada apar dhanki bocharaisa Ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar HAPPY DHANTRAS.

Cool SMS

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu Muje Bhul Jao BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi Na tere jane ka Gum Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm..

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gujara waqt dubara kabhi aata nahi hai... Aur... Insaan wohi hai jo pareshaanio me b ghabrata nahi hai..

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maine kaha- Dard, taklif, maut, bimaria kiske liye? are yaar mere liye main kisi our ka bura nahi chahata.

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Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho Khush Kismati ki har Lakir tere ho..

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Log pyar Dil se nhi Chehre se krte h, Dil pe nhi sundrta pe mrte h , Hum sundar nhi pr Dil ke saaf h, Isliye bahut ka log hume pyar krte h..

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Nigahe aapki khanjar..to adaye bandook se kam nahi..jo log aap pe marte hai wo..bewakoof se kam nahi..

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Hr us dilse pyar kro jo tumhe dard de. pr us dilko dard nado jo tumhe pyar kre. kyunki aap duniya k liye 1ho pr kisi 1k liye aap duniya ho..

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Najany kab say grade buray aatay hain Mujhe phir bhi koi baat .... kion nahin aati hai?? Najany kab say....

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manzil door aur safar bahut hai chhote se dil ki fikar bahut hai mar dalti kabki ye duniya humein,kambakht apki duao mein asar bahut hai..

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Dhoka diya tha jab tumne mujhe, Dil se main naraaz tha, Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun, Mgar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.

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Unka ashiyna dil me basa rkha h, Unki yadon ko sine se laga rkha h, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyu dost to humne auro ko b bna rkha h..

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kbhi-2 aisa b hota h. Pyar ka asar zara der se hota he. app ko lgta h hm kuch nhi sochte app ke bare me. per hmari her baat apka zikr hota h.

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Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho. Intezar kisi ka kerne lage ho. Zaroor ksi se hui ha mohabbat Bina baat ke he muskurane lage ho..!!

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Boys;Ladkia pepsi ki trah hoti h, Jitna pio utna ziada maza ata h, Girls;ladke juice ki trah hote ha, Jab maza ane lagta hto khtam ho jte h.

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Badlna ata nhi hame mosam ki trha, Har 1 rutmen tera intizar krte h, Samet sakoge na jise kyamat tk, Kasam khuda ki tumhe itna pyar krte h..

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Na tamana hai sitaroon ki, Na chahat hai nizaroon ki, Bas ap jeesa ek piyar kerne wala mil jaye, Tu mohabat choor don hazaroon ki..

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jindagi mai kabhi pyaar mat karna, ho jaye to inkaar mat karna, nibha sako to isme kadam rakhna, Varna kisi ki jindagi barbad mat karna..

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Chand utra tha hmare angan me, par taro ko ye gawara na tha, hm to kr dete taro se bhi bagawat, par kya kare,woh chand hi hamara na tha..

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Wo chand h,Mgar apse pyara to nahi, Prwane ka shama k bina guzara to nhi, Mere dil ne suni h,1 methi se awaz kahin,Aap ne hume pukra to nhi.

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Koi sham ati hai tumhari yad lekar, Koi sham jati hai tumhari yad dekar, Humein to intizar hai us sham ka, Jo ayee tumhe saath lekar..

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Wafa itni karo ke bewafai na rhe, Pyar itna karo ke koi had na rhe, Aitbar itna karo ke koi shak na rhe, SMS itna karo ke balance hi na rhe.

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Khushi ko dhudne se gam miltey hein, Yeh gham life mein hr dam miltey hein, Jo dil ke sarey gham bant lay, Aisey DOST life mein kam milte h.

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Har raat nashe me hote hai ham, aur raat guzar jaati hai, ek din aisa ayega, k raat nashe mai hogi, aur ham guzar jaayenge..

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Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisi ke roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se phle uske dil ko dekho..

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ye Dil Mein Rehne Wale Dil Se Nahin Nikalte Baadle Hazaar Mousam Rishte Nahin Badalte Dil Mein Rehne Wale Dil Se Nahin Nikalte...

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Dooriyon ki fikar kia kejey, Dil jub bhi pukare bula lijey, Hum door zayada nahi aap se, Bus apni ankhon ko pulko si mila lijeiye..

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hum hai wafa k aadi har dam wafa karengay ban kar faqeer hum teray jeenay key duaa karengay.

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Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..

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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaay.

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Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha.

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Tere shehar mein kis se milein, ham se tu chuteen mehfilein, har shakhs tera naam leta hai, har shakhs tere husan ka diwana hai...

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Unhe to fursat nai hame milne ki, Hmara waqt guzrta h unki faryad krke, Agr aye wo meri maut pe, To kehna abhi soya hai tumhe yaad karke..

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coffe ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri coffe thandi ho jaati hai...

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Hamare Dil ke arman ansuo me bhgaye, Hm gali me the gali me rehgaye, Kambkht light chali gayi, jo bat unse khni thi unki mummy ko kh gye..

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Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai , Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai, Zaher ko Zaher kat ta hai, Isliye apko Kutta katega...

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Rah rah kar apki yad aye to kya karun Yaad dil se na jay to kya karun, Socha tha khawaboo me hogi mulakat Par nend hi na aye to main kya karun

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Chand utra tha hamare angan me, yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua, hum bhi sitaron se kya gila kare, jab chand hi hamra na hua...

Best Wishes SMS

Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!

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It feels gud 2 stand on ground n watch up high as u aim But it feels BEST to stand up high n others watch U as their Aim.

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If u fall,don’t see the place where u fell,but, see the place where u slipped "That’s the way to be successful person.
MY BEST WISHES

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Time is always with the kind of people who have the courage to fly.Not with the kind of people who stand on the ground and watch the sky!!
MY BEST WISHES

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A wish is just a wish. A resolution is just a resolution. But, goals have deadlines & are stepping stones down the path, the stair-case to your dreams. Gud luck

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Losing in Life & RegAining wAt u Lost mAks u d Most confident persn bcoz u r no more AfrAid of Losing As now u reAlis ur Ability 2 regain. BEST WISHES

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Winners have dreams,Losers have schemes! Winners see the grains, Losers see the pain! Winners see the potential, Losers see the past.. BEST WISHES

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No1 Ever Won a Game of Chess by Taking only Forward Moves.Sometime U have 2 Move Backward 2 get a Better Step Forward.That's also in life..BEST WISHES

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If We Fight, We May Not Always Win.But If We Don 't Fight We will Surely Lose.Faling Down is Not a Defeat,Defeat is When u Refuse 2 Get Up.BEST WISHES

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Nothing can b Changed by Changing d Face but Everything can b Changed by Facing d Change.!Go ahead with confidence.Life is YoursBEST WISHES

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Luck is not in ur hands. But work is in ur hands. Ur work can make luck But Luck can't make ur work. So always trust urself than ur luck!

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Future is nt somthng u Await! Its smthng u must CREATE! Plan ur future in ADVANCE coz tat is were u wil spend the REST of ur LIFE: best wishes

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Whatever we do, we must remember our aim at every moment . If you dream to fly with eagles, don't waste time In swimming with ducks.

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In the fight between wave & rock on seashore, Wave always wins.Not through strength,but through persistence.Dont ever GIVE UP until you win.BEST WISHES

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Most Inspirational Sentence- " A Ship is Always safe At the Shore.But it was not Built for that."So take Risk And Achieve More.-That's U wanna to b.best wishes

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If the path is beautiful, Let us not ask where it leads.But if the destination is beautiful, Let us not ask how is the path.~keep walking?best wishes

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Success formula:Sleep 8 hours....Work 8 hours....&Make sure they are not the 'same hours'...!!-BEST WISHES

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B confident in Ur aimB +ve in Ur feelsB simple in Ur problemsB smile in UR LIFEB Creative in Ur ThoughtsSUCCESS will Be YoursBORN2WIN.BEST WISHES

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The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past U cant go on well in life until U let go of ur past failures n heartaches.BW

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If an egg is broken from OUTSIDE force -a Life Ends If an egg breaks from WITHIN -a Life BEGINs GREAT things always begin from WITHIN US ONLY..my best wishes

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LIFE Is vehicle which is driven wid d help of d wheels called HARD WORK, bt d journey is impossible without the fuel called CONFIDENCE…MY BEST WISHES

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Its not ur talent or d gift at birth not ur bank book dat determines worth not d color/texture of ur skin Its ur attitude dat lets u win.BEST WISHES

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An artist was asked at his award functionwhich is ur best painting?he replied-my next painting Moral-let Ur aim be better than before..BEST WISHES

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I wish a wish 4 u, it's the wish i wish 4 few.The wish i wish is not new but still as fresh as dew. The wish i wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true.

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Efforts may fail but don't fail to make efforts.Great things will always come late. There is no shortcut to success.Only way is hardwork.my best wishes…

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Small minds talk about sales,Average minds talk abt business,Great minds talk abt Growth,But,Champions nevr talk,They just perform & the world talks abt them.BEST WISHES

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People will always throw stones in ur path.It depends on U what u make from it,A Wall or A Bridge..!Your decision will change Your life.best wishes

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One can Count the number of Seeds in an Apple,but,One cannot Count the no of Apples in a Seed!FUTURE is unseen.Hope always for the BEST.

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A Paper flying in air is due to Luck But A Bird flying in air is its Effort So be a Bird &struggle with hurdles to become Successful Person.BEST WISHES

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Never mind that what others do,Do better than urself, Beat ur own records every day & aim for a better Tomorrow, then Success will chase U!BEST WISHES

Birthday SMS

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 89 Characters
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 78 Characters
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Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 230 Characters
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Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 82 Characters
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 137 Characters
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 203 Characters
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Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 149 Characters
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 117 Characters
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 131 Characters
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smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 149 Characters
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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 213 Characters
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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 123 Characters
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 171 Characters
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Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 88 Characters
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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 145 Characters
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if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 162 Characters
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A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 152 Characters
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wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 138 Characters
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 199 Characters
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Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 233 Characters
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I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 172 Characters
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters
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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters

Monday 26 September 2011

Anniversary SMS

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. So, This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay...

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I"ll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don"t Know What I"d Do, Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary

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To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.

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I'll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don't Know What I'd Do, Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

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I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. So, This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay...

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

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On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary.

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

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We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for eah other,Had no attahed strings.Happy Anniversary.

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I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so muh I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this speial oasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.

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Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

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How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair .

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That special day is here again The day we took our vows Youre just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary.

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

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I am sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know its true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary

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On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.

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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair.

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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

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if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, “do you still love me?” I’d say, “Till death do us part”Happy Anniversary