Double Meaning SMS

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao...Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...

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bite the neck gently chewq the breast softly soread the legs slowly suck the juice exitingly this is the way to eat tandori chicken

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A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT GO INSIDE...

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pakro usko kamar se or ghar le jao, uski gardan pakar ke apne qareeb lao, us ke honto se hont lagao or saari... coca cola pi jao brrrrrrrrrr

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insano k kandho pe insan ja rha tha,kafan me lipta ek arman ja rha tha,Jise mili thi bewfai pyar me.Wafa ki talash me wo shamshan ja rha tha

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It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naught

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If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hogi

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we sould talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?..

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Touch it gently.Put ur finger inside.If hole is big put three fingers.Rub it up & down gently.that's the right way of washing the glass

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DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI... POST WOMAN KYO NAHI... KYOKI WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR Buks & study

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WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE. PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE...

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kuch log rat ko ek baar karte hai , kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai, kech log sari ki sari raat karte hai, tab jaake kahi unka mobile charge

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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!

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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho.

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty...

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pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna...

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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu...

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Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q? Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai...

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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

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Seen at some sports meet where the cycling champions were felicitated by the pool hosting women's event.

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Plan For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I wan 2.

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WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON.

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girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand karogay Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina.

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Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM....

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How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her...

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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry : I'm a bottle of wine!

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Girl Friend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Batti Ke Neeche, De Tacatac.... Tacatac.. De Tacatac.... Tacatac.

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Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka" "Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,Madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. "Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna

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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka...